Applicant Information

Applicant Name

Email Address

How did you hear about the Ely Fall Leaf Colorization Project?

What is your favorite fall color?

(NOTE: Extra points given for creativity and careful reading of J. Crew catalogs – e.g. “Saffron,” “Primrose” or “Straw” instead of “Yellow.”)

Job Specifications

If hired, when can you start working?
Last Week This Week Next Week Art Can't Be Rushed

Choose the Fall Leaf Colorization facility closest to your home:
Ely Tower Hibbing Cloquet Duluth Worthington New Dehli

Personal Information:

Do you own a sweater that has patches or appliqués of colorful fall leaves you can use as reference?
Y N

Are you currently on any medications that cause you to see psychedelic colors or other colors not commonly seen in nature?
Y N

If hired, are you willing to submit to and pass a controlled substance test?
Y N

Do you have any controlled substances to share with co-workers?
Y N

Work Experience

Colorization Training and Experience (Check all that apply):
Kitchen Table Pre-School Kindergarten Boring College Lectures

May we contact your Kindergarten teacher or anyone else that will attest to your ability to color within the lines?
Y N

Other

If hired, are you comfortable with the fact that our expert Leaf Hangers may hang your creations deep in the one million acres of unspoiled wilderness that makes up Ely, and your handiwork may only be seen by woodland creatures, lost hikers or Sasquatch?
Y N

Would you like to receive more information about getaway trips to Ely in the fall? Or winter? Or any other season?
Y N

(NOTE: It's really nice up here. Like our tagline says, “The Last Great Pure Experience.” Not like some of those other tourist areas where they have the same fall colors and TV stations and malls and stores you have at home.)